Straight husband

Straight husband.

His straight husband had always been with women until he met that gay boy

by Mark Mac nish October 21, 2018

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That's Going Straight In My Basket

An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process

John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"

by twotowers202020 April 28, 2023

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Straight-A student

Something you will never be if you play Genshin Impact for 17 hours a day
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.

fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025

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Straight-uwu is a new sexuality that was only recently discovered.
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You are Straight-uwu if you:

Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact a straight male

Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im straight but just a bit uwu

by Cringeologist March 9, 2021

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Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.

Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.

by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023

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