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Headphone Music

1. Music that hits when you're alone in the car or using headphones but instantly sounds wack af the moment it gets played for someone else, comparable to the way electrons have different behaviors based on whether or not they're being actively observed.

2. Music that needs multiple listens to enjoy meaning whoever is listening on aux with you is not having a good time.
Person one: Yo do you fw Bladee?

Person two: Of course!
Person one: So why don't you ever play him on aux?
Person two: Bladee makes headphone music, can't play that shit in open air.
by pressurepacc July 17, 2024
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Rosemarie music taste

You are the everyday NPC who listens to the first song that comes on the radio. You are rosemarie, an everyday npc girl. You like music like taylor swift, sabrina carpenter, maroon 5, and julia micheals. And your favorite song is probably espresso.
Ex: Bro.. I heard Emersyn blasting Please Please Please by Sabrina Carpenter through her airpods. She's definitely got the Rosemarie music taste.
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
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The Sounding of Music

When you jam a violin bow down your urethra and take a piss.
Bro 1: “hey man are you alright?”
Bro 2: “nah man I heard the Sounding of Music last night
Bro 3: “isn’t that a musical?”
Bro 2: “in some ways”
by Monkey Shagger August 3, 2024
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Music TV Channels

A television channel that only shows music videos and ads.
Music TV Channels are just boring
fuck off you wanker
by leononurbandictroianl August 13, 2024
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gay music video time

when you are hanging out with your gay friends in the living room and they suggest watching music video or performances. This leads to watching many other music videos and performances, very gay ones. This includes, but is not limited to: Lady Gaga, Chappell Roan, Madonna, Britney Spears, and Ariana Grande.
We just watched Lady Gaga’s Superbowl halftime show, I guess it’s gay music video time!
by chappellroanfan123 March 25, 2025
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Modern Music

The Equivalent to Dog Shit

Annoying, Overplayed, Unoriginal, repetitive, overuse of beats, too much autotune, bunch of shitty artists making shitty ass repetitive songs and getting famous from it, the same, overused, Repetitive, annoying ass lyrics,

Artists now just say a bunch of random shit and use a bunch of shitty autotune and beats and get famous over it, it's literally nothing but the same shit and it gets worse every time

Pop, rap, Hip hop, Reggaeton, and Brazilian Phonk are the worst types of music

this terrible trend started in the 1990s and got even worse in the 2020s, and it's basically Equal to hearing a baby with the flu crying with car crashes on high pitched on max Volume
every single singer in the entire world: YEAH I KILL PEOPLE BIG ASSES SEXY WOMEN YEAH LOVE LOVE I WANNA KISSS YOU YEAH SHOOT DAT MONKEY DRUGS DRUGS MANGO MANGO MANGO SIPPING THE WONK

Normal Person: what in the absolute fuck is this what even happened to music like this is Dog shit

Guy: well fella that's Modern Music for you
by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber March 26, 2025
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TikTok music

Any stupid fucking ass earrape remix that you hear on edits they’re so ass
Hey John, can I show you this song I heard on TikTok? Yeah you can show me Jessie (after song) this is TikTok music? are you a fucking bot?
by Sprayyenim March 29, 2025
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