im still standing

a song created by elton and popularized by tiktok

"IM STILL STANDING"

"why are you singing that overplayed song"

"kill yourself"

by Answers to your horny question February 5, 2023

NaeNae butt stain

When a sister eats fried chicken and leaves a skid mark in the booth

keke: girl, that chicken is running right through me. I don’t want to leave a NaeNae butt stain in this booth
Laelae: oh, whatever, it won’t be the first time

by Butter Mike February 8, 2023

big word stand for monkeys evolution

yea

big word stand for monkeys evolution kill your self

by peniscum123 March 17, 2023

Unrealistic beauty standards

Wow my modren met... Only one of those is unrealistic.

Hym "So, I took a peak at this article by 'my modern met' and it's called 'A.I. generates the perfect people and something something unrealistic beauty standards,' right? And the pictures they show is 1. A regular looking attractive Hispanic woman (Who is as a matter of fact NOT more attractive than Salma Hayek) and 2. The most shredded guy that could ever possibly exist. 0% body fat. So much muscle that you couldn't actually fit thay much muscle on a man with out him being larger. Obviously had a 12 pack. More shredded than a comic book character. Even the male fantasy of fitness pales in comparison to the A.I. generated man. I mean, you can't see the fat bulge in his artificially generated trousers but you know it's there. So, according to A.I. Salma Hayek is beyond perfect and the perfect man is a 9 foot tall Arnold Schwarzenegger who got hit with a shrink ray. You can't have that much muscle and be that small but BOTH of those are somehow unrealistic. It's unrealistic for a woman to be less attractive than Salma Hayek. It's wild. Look it up."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023

list of standard acceptables

A set of rigid rules and regulations that dictate how one must behave or act to conform to societal norms and avoid any form of deviation. These guidelines are often created by people in positions of power who seek to control and manipulate the masses to maintain their authority and status quo. While on the surface they may seem harmless, in reality, they stifle creativity, innovation, and individuality, leading to a world where everyone is a mindless robot, blindly following the dictates of those in charge.

Sorry, I can't wear that to work, it doesn't meet the list of standard acceptables set by management.

by Type2GenomeManiac April 16, 2023

rancid wank stain

A mix of a fine Mexican tequila with the ultra creamy Irish baileys, also referred to as the Irish siesta. By relly and holdie

Those rancid wank stains will sure do ya over!

by Holdielocks April 28, 2023

I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023