slap a curtain day

The fantastic, exciting holiday where you search for a nereby curtain, and you guessed it, slap it! this beautiful holiday has been celebrated by many people of many different races and cultures and you (yes you) can celebrate it too! gather up the whole family on november 22nd to the family curtain made for slapping and have at it!

1: "Hey! Didn't you hear? It's November 22nd."
2: "Ooh, my favorite holiday! slap a curtain day!"

by Durm November 22, 2021

Financial bitch slap

When it takes Congress 6 months to pass a stimulus package after shutting down businesses, the majority of the economy, enforces harsh travel restrictions and many other draconian orders leaving the majority of Americans in positions of harsh financial hardships, and they give you a stimulus check of $600.00.

All while funneling billions to other nations, the Kennedy Center, universities and other organizations.

That $600.00 stimulus check is a real financial bitch slap.

by The_fiscal_patriot December 22, 2020

slap felix day

you slap a boy named felix

hey its slap felix day im going to slap you

by hola❤️🥵 September 30, 2021

Slap ass year

Free to slap any girl/guys ass whenever you want until 2023

It’s slap ass year time

by Mudslinger September 30, 2021

Zucchini Mud slap

When you send someone down a complicated rabbithole of deceptions ultimately resulting in them realizing they're been boofed and you're Epic.

Hahah, Boogie, that sure was a Zucchini Mud slap!

by BoogieIsGay69 July 17, 2021

No Slap-Ass September

The whole month of September you can’t slap someone’s ass

Sorry dude I can’t slap your ass it’s “ No Slap-Ass September”

by Emkkk July 2, 2021

Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.

Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.

by Lambda70 March 13, 2011