Midtown “Straight”

This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.
Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!
by CJ Stryker September 20, 2021
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Straight Guppin'

When you being a real Gooblegup.
Man 1: Boy, you straight guppin' rn.
Man 2: Fr fr, no cap.
by 420GupIt January 23, 2023
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Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
Straights before dates.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 07, 2020
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straight road

A kinky sexual act. Usually used in a threatening tone.
"I'll straight road ya."
by UpstateCait December 24, 2017
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straight up raw

A slang term originating from East London.

Something described as being "straight up raw" or more generally "raw", entails the described to be difficult, challenging or overwhelming to overcome and is sometimes, but not always accompanied by initial expectations of ease.

The use of "straight up" typically entails it being more difficult than if it was just "raw"
"I was attempting the CompTia A+ exam - it was straight up raw"

"I tried to play Bloodborne after all the hype - man that game is straight up raw"
by obsidian21 July 12, 2024
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Straight up petroleum

What you say when something is superior. A play off of the saying “that’s gas”, with petroleum being a pure natural gas.
Dude, that song was gas, straight up petroleum!
by biscuit0823 May 24, 2021
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seeming as there is a month for gay people we might as well notice straight people. hey did u know 67.8% of people that are straight commit suicide because they feel left out, so this is a day to purely not single them out.
kid1. hey, do u know it's the annual straight day - 1st feburary
kid2. omg i didnt know
by SW4GMASTER January 17, 2021
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