School Toilets

The School Toilets are places of danger, used in previous by satanists to play Bloody Mary. Where teachers come to perve on you by looking over or under the tiny shitholes they call stalls. The place where bullying is prone to happen.

Teacher: Wash your hands. Wipe your ass.
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.

Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.

Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).

School Toilets by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020

School Milk

that nasty milk in school that kinda resembles slime from a nickelodeon ad but brown, maybe

person 1: damn you see those vids of nasty school milk?

person 2: *spits milk out*

School Milk by Sphericaldorito October 28, 2021

School Computer 

A piece of crap that is somehow slower than my 1$ calculator.

Outdated hardware like a intel processor from the 1990s and only 512mb of ram. It cant even run notepad without blue screening. (I once fried these computers by switching the PSU switch from 240V to 120V and boom it went, smoke was coming from it.

Person 1: Oi mate don't you just love these crappy school computers
Person 2: Yeah lol there just absolute shit
Person 1: I blew one of these up in primary school but anyway wanna have some VB's and do skidz in the commodore.
Person 2: FUCK YEAAAAA

School Computer by Some random ozzy May 9, 2022

School Air 

Basically school air is air in school that when you absorb it and breathe it, it can ruin your appearance, outfit, hair, makeup etc. Basically lets just say you are ready for school looking good but as soon as you step in to school, everything on you changes in a negative way. And when you go back home, your hair would be as good as it was in the morning

"The School air totally ruined my appearance"

School Air by CARAVARA June 6, 2023

school slut day 

October 31st at WHS, also know as halloween. All of the popular girls (mostly cheerleaders) use this day as an excuse to dress up in very slutty costumes.

Examples From Halloween '04: naughty nurses, angels, devils, genies, and costumes invovling fish net stockings

Rob: HOLY SHIT! Did you see the naughty nurses?
Matt: OH Yea! I would tap their asses any day.
Rob: I'm gonna go look again.

school slut day by Mister D November 6, 2004

school is bad 

school is jail for kids. who even thought of this !!!!!!!!!. they have all this bad bad weapons they call subjects and the worst one is math also none as meantal abuse to humans !!!!!!!. so just good luck kids.

school is bad

school is bad by school = hell March 25, 2019

School air 

When you feel fine before entering school, only to feel sick the second you walk in.

I swear to god the school air be making me feel like I got to use it.

School air by lilw44 December 14, 2022