Paint Job

To paint a line of semen from lips to crotch.

I managed to paint a continuous line of semen from inside a girl's mouth down between her breasts and tummy and finally bathed her clitoris: a Paint Job.

by Tahbag March 17, 2009

blow job

The ultimate expression of a womans love for a man - almost sure to result in undying love and fidelity in return.

"if she gives me a blow job ill fuckin' love her forever.

by monty python June 19, 2006

Bowl Job

During a hate fuck, preferably in the ass, while in the bathroom you position them over the toilet and donkey punch them when you bust a nut and flush while their head is immerced in the water. Not only causeing pain but adding insult to injury by giving them a swirly.

I gave that bitch a bowl job last night after we had a few drinks.

by Mr Savage February 26, 2004

ear job

when your girl does nothing but talk, talk, talk and you are stuck listening. With no happy ending.

Inquiring Dude: Hey man you were on the phone forever with that girl. Was she giving you phone sex?

Dejected Dude: All she did on the phone was talk about the dogs, work, the weather and what she and her fucking girlfriends are doing this weekend. My ear is aching from listening.

Inquiring Dude: She just gave you an ear job dude.

Dejected Dude: At least it wasn't a rear job.

by mrsketch November 2, 2012

rim job

when i bend over spred my cheeks nd yu lick my ass bicth :D

jose: bend over and spread your ass cheeks.
sarina:why?
jose:i wanna lick yer ass
sarina:rim job? :D
jose:yup ;

by babiiC December 29, 2009

BLUE-JOB

When shes got a face like a glazed doughnut.

You know, after a blue-job, the crusty white sticky stuff on glazed doughnuts.

by Holgazano April 9, 2009

Ghost job

Jobs that don't exist.

Originally based on a New Zealand Land Transport commercial where the main character was offered "ghost chips". "Ghost jobs" refers to a photo from this meme featuring the Prime Minister of New Zealand offering non-existent jobs.

"Want a job bro?"

"You know I can't do your ghost jobs John"

by sarah280 November 10, 2011