The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.
Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’
by ManOfManyDefinitions June 23, 2021
Get the Straight hair gangmug. 1.
In context, the term "dick hair" is used in a literal sense to reference any hair that is on your body as a result of puberty (meaning underarm or facial hair does technically count as dick hair) but more importantly, it's used figuratively as a point of reference to a persons age, and their implied level of wisdom and experience.
2. Used as an exploitive, non-literal sense, specifically when saying "Bruh, you're trippin', man. You're smoking dick hair." This is essentially another way to say that the person is on bullshit, or out of their mind.
In context, the term "dick hair" is used in a literal sense to reference any hair that is on your body as a result of puberty (meaning underarm or facial hair does technically count as dick hair) but more importantly, it's used figuratively as a point of reference to a persons age, and their implied level of wisdom and experience.
2. Used as an exploitive, non-literal sense, specifically when saying "Bruh, you're trippin', man. You're smoking dick hair." This is essentially another way to say that the person is on bullshit, or out of their mind.
1. "Come talk to me when you grow some dick hair, little man."
2. "Dude must have been smoking dick hair, I don't know what his problem is."
2. "Dude must have been smoking dick hair, I don't know what his problem is."
by JustLik3Me February 16, 2025
Get the Dick hairmug. Unit of measurement, approximately 3 millimetres, the average thickness of an adult female pubic hair, unless that female is my ex girlfriend Susan, who had very thick pubes
by brytor March 16, 2021
Get the Cunt hairmug. by Alex Wolff behead me ;) December 3, 2018
Get the Hair tiemug. 
“Your hair has really grown, it’s so long”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”
by yoyomynameishoe October 22, 2023
Get the long hair dysmorphiamug. A man with Glorious hair. He could get paid to model it. Also a man commonly referred to as simply "THE TOWNSEND"
by bguguen destroyer August 24, 2014
Get the HAIR MODELmug.