Kinder egg

When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside

Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020

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to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018

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Tummy Egg

Spooling up a fat cum shot into your belly button.

Man, Taylor fried up a HUGE tummy egg last night and told everyone on Discord

by Tummy Egg July 15, 2023

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egg slap

Lifting up the penis and repeatedly slapping the balls back and forth as hard as you can

I liked when Aidan and me egg slapped yesterday

by Bigbody69 May 13, 2019

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Egg

A white or brown round cone-shaped object that can either hatch into a baby animal, such as a duck, bird or chicken, or become food when humans try to eat them.

An egg has fallen off the shelf on to the floor and splatted all over the kitchen.

by PilotOfTheSea September 28, 2023

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