bag and bang

When you want to fuck a fugly bitch so you put a bag on her head before you bang her.

She was so fugly that I had to bag and bang her.

by Bamalam9999 November 12, 2009

Head bang

When some fucking idiot dumbass acts like he isn't fucking stupid

U fucking head bang

by Smart kid 2 3 4 LUKE July 31, 2021

bang points

Brownie Points for grown ups. The more you have with a certain person, the more likely you are to get banged.

Dude he totally just earned a mass amount of bang points.

by HM Smith September 11, 2014

click clack to the bang fuck you and you

god's & king's agust d iconic line in cypher pt.4 which has my pretty pussy poppin and will make you nut so hard that you won't even be able to remember your name. you'll pray for that line to whipe your ugly ass.
"click clack to the bang bang's" sexier bro.

boy: HEY DID YOU LISTEN TO BTS' CYPHER 4?
girl: OF COURSE I DID, RAP LINE SINGING TOGETHER IS MY KINK.
boy: then... "click clack to the bang ba-"
girl: "CLICK CLACK TO THE BANG FUCK YOU AND YOU."
*both agressively dab*

by agustdaddy June 25, 2017

bang jobber

a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")

Oh, I'm a whale's penis? Well you are a fucking bang jobber you hooking ass hooker!

by jaquanolicous February 24, 2014

big bang theory

Islamist terrorists have a theory that if they blow up innocent kids and women, they will go to heaven, where girls with big titties awaits them

Arab scientists Omar and Muhammad conducted an experiment in a largest city mall to prove the big bang theory

by Captan Taxmagido May 8, 2024

shity shity bang bang

when you get shit on ur dick from banging a girls asshole to hard.

larry: dude i totally got some last night but some shit got on me.

brad: all good bro which bitches ass did u stick it in?

larry: rogers

brad: dude....its only a "shity shity bang bang" if its a girl, ur a fag bro.

by jewish supremacist July 26, 2021