South American Soup Bowl

The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.

Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."

by xxhentaihavenxx December 27, 2019

Borderline American

Something that sounds too stupid to be true until you see it.

Something that could only happen in America

Examples:

Is Steven eating a hamburger for breakfast?!? That's the most borderline American thing I've ever seen.

The State of Florida

Golden Corral

by RealAmericanTrainwreck January 14, 2020

Entitled American

A person who lives in North America but lives in "Merica," and lives in "the best country in the world," without ever traveling outside of "Merica."

"Jeff loves tacos. He's 30 minutes from the border! He's never been to Mexico even though he eats taco's every day of his life. He's such a fucking Entitled American."

"Bob keeps acting like he's been everywhere. He's been to every state 15 times or more. He must be fucking scared of culture shock."

by Kelovexoz May 12, 2020

Irish-American

Irish-American: Someone who is part Irish and part American or someone who has Irish ancestors but lives in America. Let me just point out that if you have a grandparent from Ireland and go around shouting that your “so proud of your Irish side and Guinness, and leprechauns”... you can fuck OFF. I have a great grandparent from Australia and you don’t see me shouting “IM AUSTRALIAN I HAVE A KOALA IN MY BACK GARDEN” if 1 of your parents are Irish then it’s pretty acceptable so say your Irish-American but just calm it down a bit. At least learn ACTUAL Irish culture and what it’s like here instead of going on a couple or Irish travel websites and suddenly you “know everything about Ireland because... IM IRISH”

“Irish-American”: “My grandmother is Irish so that means I'm one of you lol Ireland is great I love Guinness, and St Pattys Day”
Irish bie: “Do you want me to do your knees in or what?” “We don’t only drink Guinness, we aren’t leprechauns, we DON’T have lucky charms we have fucking cheerios and it’s St Patrick’s day or St Paddy’s day.”

by Hit the diff wie your yoke lad June 1, 2020

Great American Challenge

Teams of 4 race to consume an eighth of weed, 30 rack of beer, and a large pizza. After consuming all that a puzzle is then need to be complete thus, completing The Great American Challenge.

The house got trashed from The Great American Challenge.

by Twea September 15, 2020

authentic american

An Authentic American is a patriot, who believes the founding principles of liberty, equality and justice for all are the primary directive governing our nation and it must be protected and defended at all costs and the American Revolution is not over until these ideals are fulfilled in their entirety.

Authentic Americans value Liberty, Equality and Justice for all above fame, celebrity and fortune and have sworn an oath to give their life defending the Founding Principles and unwaveringly oppose tyrants and their sycophants.

by Founding Firebrand October 10, 2020

Native American Pawner Challenge

The Native American Pawner Challenge (N.A.P. Challenge) is when a Young Adult 18-24 (Must be Unemployed) pawns their most prized possession (Jewelry or item with a value of $200+) and spends all of the money on Marijuana, having only 24 Hours to smoke all of the weed (Can only use a Ceremonial/Peace pipe) and gather enough money to buy the Pawned item back. The Challenge ends when the item is in the player’s hand, and the time is marked.

Rules include:

- No borrowing money to repay the Pawn Shop

- After 24 hours, the item shall not be bought back

- If the Pawn Shop is closed for any particular reason, and you are not able to grab your item, the challenge is lost.

- Must be high for the entire 24/25 Hours

- Must choose one person to get high with (Wing Man), and one person to help you get to where you need to go during the challenge (Chauffeur).

-If the player smokes with an authentic peace pipe (Peace Journey) and/or get’s their dog/cat high and brings them along for the journey (Loyal Companion Journey), they will gain a 60 minute extension to the Challenge.

If the player completes the challenge authentically, They will be given a medal (chosen and bought by the Wingman and Chauffeur) and a picture of the crew (may be taken after or before the challenge is complete).

If the Player completes the challenge, after Completing the Peace Journey OR The Loyal Companion Journey, their peace pipe will be decorated, or their pet of choosing will gain a metal.

After Kennith (WingMan) and Trevor (Chauffeur) helped me pick up Phoenix (Cat) from my home, I was glad to know that I had an extra 60 minutes to complete the NATIVE AMERICAN PAWNER CHALLENGE and get back to the pawn shop after I make my money.

My cat handled his weed better than the Wingman.

by Phoenix Ludwig November 4, 2020