smelly bum face

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy

Jude is a smelly bum face

by Bobson69 April 19, 2018

bum Juice

Rumors or gossip that are evidently false or fake

Man, that's straight up bum Juice, dawg.

by bumJuiceh8r November 5, 2017

Bum Blockers

Any item or device used to remove the less-savory elements of routine urban life, such as crazy homeless people and garbage, from one's sensory perception.

Common examples are headphones for blocking sound and darker sunglasses for blocking visuals.

Person 1: "Did you hear that tweaker flipping out on the subway on the way here? God this city is such a shithole!"

Person 2: "Nah, I had my bum blockers in. All I heard the whole ride was my music."

by MarpatAnon May 16, 2017

Blonde bum

Someone's anus after having it bleached

Molly: I just got my booty hole bleached girl!
Amanda: girl you got that blonde bum now girl!

by 40z4lyf3 May 21, 2017

Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly

My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly

by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017

squeeky bum time

Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.

"Dude I had some sick squeeky bum time last night"

by Squeekybum123 June 12, 2017

Bum

Micheal. Michael is the definition of a bum.

Oh my god he just stayed in bed all day, what a bum.

by missjacksonareyounasty June 16, 2017