Guinea pig

A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!
Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!
by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017
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pig

jason just searched up the scientific name for a pig and now he's having a seizure
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Pigs in a blanket

Pigs in a blanket is a variety of different sausage-based foods in the United Kingdom, United States, Denmark, Republic of Ireland, Germany, Belgium, Russia, Canada, and Japan. The sausage center varies depending on geographic location and no Ethan they're not called puffy dogs Ethan.
Pigs in a blanket is the real name and puffy dogs is not.
by Stronghold11 May 25, 2019
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pig hocked

A (usually a woman) that waddles when she walks (can’t move her hips). May be “bow legged” as another example.
That bitch is so pig hocked she must have been riding too many hogs
by Marina Guy May 6, 2022
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e-pig

A law enforcement official, who specializes in undercover operations, which take place in an online environment.
“I thought I was gonna hook up with this 15 year old e-thot I met, but it turned out to be a 42 year old e-pig!”
by DerpishTurtle April 21, 2020
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Peppa Pig

A really popular Tv show that a bunch of people have made edits on, like that youtuber Roscoe McGilludy i think. Peppa pig is really annoying and Mummy pig gets a full description on google.
Real Peppa Pig: Hello Mummy Pig!
Edits: Yo sister what's popping?
by CatMan3 April 26, 2021
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Pig Roast

when three people do the dirty dirty in the same position as a roasting pig on a spit.
look at the person, they love to pig roast!
by urbydicky670000 July 7, 2025
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