Black Jesus

Amber

Holy shit look at black Jesus knees pop out of place

by Pro clubs god September 4, 2021

Jesus

Jesus is wonderful counselor mighty God everlasting father prince of peace #God is good
Like if your a believer

Jesus is good creator amazing

by Corgi time April 14, 2021

Jesus

Like gaben, but Fake.

John: Why are you always talking about gaben dude.
Me: What gaben..... Oh you mean Jesus.
John: You are sick dude.

By Miramón aka mijamon.

by Elmija December 2, 2017

jesus christ its

stands for Jesus Christ Insert Testicals in Sex sike naw.

Jesus Christ its

by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021

Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"

Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"

by 69trainboi August 2, 2020

Jesus

My friend who has the same initials as Jesus Christ

My friend is Jesus reincarnated

by catsimp May 7, 2021

Jesus

Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.

How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024