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Adam is a wanker

When you make books and game boards for work your nickname is Adam is a wanker
Oh that guy, yeah he makes books he’s Adam and a wanker
Adam is a wanker
by Ross Griffin February 13, 2024
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full-kit wanker

A guy wear the full kit of a football club in every day non-sports related situations, including socks.
Rick is wear the full Ajax kit. Rick is a full-kit wanker.
by tomsal June 15, 2024
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Scheiβwalder Kirschtorte

Zhe ancient German art of inserting a cherry in one's anus, carefully retrieving zhis cherry without the snapping of the stalk und finally serving it with whipped cream. All in zhe woods ofcourse! Bist du verdammt?
After all zhis talk about dingleberries und blowing raspberries I am ganz hungry. How about the local delicacy?! The Scheiβwalder Kirschtorte!
by DrAlso October 28, 2024
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Dry Robe Wanker

A person wearing a Dry Robe for something other than its intended use, such as on the school run, watching outdoor sport events, or shopping in Waitrose.

Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.
“I love your new Dry Robe, Florence! Have you just been for a swim in the sea?”

“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis

*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”
by Smatch November 23, 2024
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Washington Weed Wacker

A sexual act in which 2 partners bite and pull the pubes off of eachother, essentially giving eachother a free wax with their teeth.
Me and my girlfriend tried this new thing called the Washington Weed Wacker. It was a wild experience.
by Cheese_master February 17, 2026
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The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.
I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!
by cruxiql July 2, 2025
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West Greene Wanker

West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:

West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
by Goonciple September 8, 2025
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