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Zhe ancient German art of inserting a cherry in one's anus, carefully retrieving zhis cherry without the snapping of the stalk und finally serving it with whipped cream. All in zhe woods ofcourse! Bist du verdammt?
After all zhis talk about dingleberries und blowing raspberries I am ganz hungry. How about the local delicacy?! The Scheiβwalder Kirschtorte!
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Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.
Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.
“I love your new Dry Robe, Florence! Have you just been for a swim in the sea?”
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*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”
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*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”
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Me and my girlfriend tried this new thing called the Washington Weed Wacker. It was a wild experience.
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West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
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