Fire Sextingsquisher

When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.

T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.

Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.

T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.

Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020

Ring of fire

When a redhead shaves there pubes and you leave a line of pubes around your dick so it looks like a ring

My boyfriend sent me a naked pic and he had a ring of fire and i loved it

by stickman979 July 10, 2010

cough shots fired

what you call in when someone starts coughing and cant breath

theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.

by Cody5050 December 9, 2020

Car Fire

1. When two cars collide with each other

2. When your engine goes on fire while driving

3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car

4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline

P1: my car went on fire
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline

by epicepicface January 24, 2024

Fire breathing dragon

The act of light a match and then putting it in one’s asshole and then farting use the methane gas to come out from your asshole

“Hey you wanna do fire breathing dragons together?”
“What’s that”

by Ilovebiginflationmilfs July 22, 2025

on fire

1. when you feel that aching, burning, hot sensation in your insides, wanting more and more sexually
(horny)

2. when you have a winning streak in e.g a game

„when he touched me my insides were on fire”
„niceeee im on fire g”

by myheartisonfire November 9, 2023

fire code

Your friends excuse for not inviting you to a party.

Yo! Thanks for the sick ass invite to your house.

We maxed our house in people. We would have breached fire code.

by Barnknaskldfnjkgergtrhtrwrthgt May 30, 2017