suck my non-existent dick

suck the dick that i, personally don't have

mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.

by lauriebear277 December 3, 2010

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The act of fellating a dead canine's penis.

Cyril dumped me last week, he sucks dead dogs dicks!

by bjeans June 24, 2008

neural`sucks`da`cock

The act of neural wrapping his fat lips around a large or small male reproduction organ and sucking till ejaculation

Man neural`sucks`da`cock alot doesnt he?

by crazy July 10, 2003

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

Alien suck human pp

the aliens from the outerspace suck ding-dong, very cool. The pp will be dead now

The alien suck pp but he is cool, my friend
okay here is the sentence example:
Aliens: *find humans*
Humans: please dont commit Alien suck human pp
Aliens: *Alien suck human pp*

by I did ur mother at November 23, 2021

National Suck Dick Day

This holiday falls on June 22nd.

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?

Jessica:The 22nd?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by i didnt like june 24th June 22, 2020

scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit

When you use the term 'scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit' in relation to another person, the subtle implication is you don't actually like or respect them.

"You may have saved the whales throughout the 80's Uncle Pete in your charitable life, however, there's no getting around it, in this life right now, you are a scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit and there's no getting around that."

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017