by DrFozz June 27, 2016
Get the Breakfast Housemug. Person 1: hey, whatever happened to your cousin Ron?
Person 2: oh he went to prison a few years back, but he’s “short to the house” now. He’s got like 2-3 months left before he gets out.
Person 2: oh he went to prison a few years back, but he’s “short to the house” now. He’s got like 2-3 months left before he gets out.
by Wordwise_8 October 3, 2022
Get the Short to the housemug. by yourmommasboyfriendshouse January 10, 2014
Get the house of prime ribmug. Adj. a type of food with a high likelihood of being completely consumed in whatever quantity that has been made available.
Wife: Did you already finish that whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips? Husband: Of course. It’s a house food. You know this, smh.
Father: Your mother ate the whole pint of ice cream last night. Son: Yeah, ice cream…total house food. Father: Total what? Son: Huh?
Those following this diet should be aware of the purchase of house foods by family members, as we are not responsible for you crushing a whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips during Jeopardy, Karen.
Father: Your mother ate the whole pint of ice cream last night. Son: Yeah, ice cream…total house food. Father: Total what? Son: Huh?
Those following this diet should be aware of the purchase of house foods by family members, as we are not responsible for you crushing a whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips during Jeopardy, Karen.
by Jvpizz July 26, 2021
Get the Housemug. When 2 guys hold a pillow between them and ejaculate on the pillow and leave it back on the bed for someone to enjoy.
by MeHGCHuNgtonight January 20, 2024
Get the toll house cookiemug. a haunted house the place where you shit yourself the place you screech like a pussy. you will never forget your visit to a haunted house.
I warned you!
I warned you!
by pebbles1017 January 14, 2020
Get the Haunted Housemug. by Ftw why October 30, 2018
Get the House roundmug.