a mans bestfriend

A dog

A mans bestfriend is dog

by Work it 💗 May 17, 2017

The Manning Principal

The idea that smaller breasts are better for playing with, especially for the person being touched. This phenomenon occurs because all breasts have the same amount of nerve endings, meaning that smaller breasts are more sensitive over less of an area.

Kyle: "Bro, why are you still dating that girl? She got them small boobs."
George: "Haven't you heard of The Manning Principal? Smaller ones are better!"

by Albert Manning January 7, 2015

Dildo man

A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes

That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man

by Kaydin April 21, 2019

man puma

Gay man in late 30s early 40s...

Look at that man puma jose caldera

by Rocksuperstar316 July 11, 2017

Wild Man

Some crazy ass guy with a big dick that no one wants to fuck with. Rumor has it, he has great right hand/eye coordination.

Bro: Did you hit that P last night?
Other Bro: Nah, I was a Wild Man

by IRC_Queen August 5, 2018

Meme man

Meme man is a poorly made 3d model wich converted into an immortal meme, such as Queen Elizabeth second. This meme has indirectly created lots meme templates.

-Hey dude, did you hear 'bout meme man?

-Yeah, such a popular meme

by Alex12gr April 7, 2020

Traditional man

A stable and wholesome man, who follows traditions and is always a gentleman in every situation.

"Hey, have you seen that traditional man over there?"
"Yeah, I'd like him to ask me to the dance!"

by tmseekers November 15, 2018