straight man

hes not just super but is also straight

why cant everyone be like straight man?

by straightmanislegitstraight March 21, 2022

straight pts fuqn

beat that tight pussy up face down ass up no questions asked

wifey: u comin home for lunch?
veteran: cummin hot straight pts fuqn

by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018

Buffalo Straight Jacket

When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.

It’s date night, want to try the Buffalo straight jacket tonight?

by Liljohnson69 May 31, 2024

Straight Corner

Something once said by a midget spinning nonce

bruh, stop breaking on the straight corner

by Nexynexx April 12, 2020

straight kids

a group full of eight people
that are definitely ANYTHING but straight

lmao look at them
they are so gay
no. they are straight kids..

by nicolicek January 08, 2022

Straight Gerbin' It

When your friend in any game plays like a passive pansy

"Dude he's just straight Gerbin' it right now. He just Gerb'd all over."

by Gerbiest of them all June 12, 2025

Midtown “Straight”

This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.

Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!

by CJ Stryker September 20, 2021