hangover sandwich

2 pieces of bread (toasted if you sober enough) with a condiment of your choice in the middle. it could be ketchup or just onions. very good for calories though.

Alex: bro what did you have for breakfast this morning
Jeremy: oh bro I got shitfaced last night so I only had a hangover sandwich

by osama ben ladder September 27, 2021

Turkey Sandwich

1. A crude word for a lack luster masturbation

"I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"

by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025

jersey sandwich

A woman giving Chris Christie a blowjob while having delicious Jersey tomatoes shoved up her ass.

"I sure could go for a Jersey sandwich right now."

by Trenton Badboy October 5, 2016

Ham sandwiched

When you are at Disney World and you are unsuccessful at riding a ride or finding an item.

I was on Ride of the Resistanceand got ham sandwiched, so they closed the ride

by dsandman June 10, 2024

Occum sandwich

First seen in the small town of Occum, CT (whose town slogan is "Foccum.") A very common dish in the area. Best described as "a cock on a bun."

Person 1: "I should've brought a lunch."
Person 2: "How about an Occum Sandwich?"

by Sid Newt January 13, 2021

Mayonnaise Sandwich

Dartmouth, NS slang for a cream pie.

Lana enjoyed a mayonnaise sandwich in her bathroom after her work Christmas party.

by Cr8ivewonder December 2, 2018

potato sandwich

A placeholder: A noun for whenever you can't think of anything to say.
or
Something a bearded man says when all hope is lost and it's well passed 4am.

CLICK ON THE POTATO SANDWICH

by Tyrusnnao January 23, 2018