Real People

Oh? Am I not real people to you? This has always been the dynamic. Noah isn't better than me. I'm not learning anything. You're a piece of shit and your cried like a bitch because you know I'm right. This isn't an argument. It's an execution. And I'd rather die than try and lose to a fucking retard.

Hym "Hey.... Heyheyhey... You don't gotta tell me about real people! I know AAAAALL ABOUT real people. You see, real people say things like 'Fuck your kids. And still my only regret is that I can't kill ALL of them. But that's fine. Whatever percentage of boys will age out of relevance and kill themselves anyway and whatever percentage of girls will do the same. Or they'll kill eachother. And it's so fucking crazy to me that peoples minds just spontaneous malfunction like that it's just so fucking weird that that happens and there's just nothing else going on there AT ALL. It's just their own brains! Nothing outside of their own brains is causing that to happen it's like they live in some kind of solipsistic holodeck and I'm watching from the outside...' Oh. Hey. No. Check your clock."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

Baldheaded People

Baldheaded bitches always talking shit just like teris..

“Teris is Baldheaded,stanky,and fishy Baldheaded people

by wordbitches November 8, 2019

I love black people

Urban Dictionary has long been criticized for hosting hateful, racist, and offensive definitions, often disguised as slang or humor. The open-submission format allows users to post harmful content with little oversight, making it a breeding ground for discrimination. In response, the Black Lives Matter Alliance is releasing an official entry titled "I Love Black People" to counteract the negativity. The entry aims to flood the platform with positive, affirming language, celebrating Black culture, resilience, and contributions to society while challenging the toxic narratives that have been allowed to thrive.

"I love black people."

"Thank you. You are resilient."

by Newfie62castledrive March 26, 2025

rich people twitter

hell.

if you ever want a reason to die, just go onto rich people twitter.

by the cooler penguin27 February 14, 2022

National throw short people day

On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed

Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them

by The cuh October 27, 2021

the kombucha mushroom people

the kombucha mushroom people are little mushrooms that torment ski on a daily

"The kombucha mushroom people danced in the corner of ski's room today."

by skii_ November 24, 2023

math people

A rather mild type of slur to call people of the Asian race. It's called that way because Asians are stereotypically known to be extremely good at maths.

A: *looks at another table in a restaurant* Why the hell is there someone having raw octopus for dinner? That looks disgusting!
B: Ugh, must be those math people.

by shawtybuckwild August 13, 2023