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Canadian Nut Launcher 

A direct, and powerful kick to the nuts/genitalia.
"some guy was harassing me so I gave him a Canadian Nut Launcher."
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kung-fu nut 

1. To crucially ejaculate. Preferably, more than three feet onto someone.
1. I just kung-fu nutted on that ho's face.
2. Damn, he kung-fu nutted on my face.
3.Oh my god, NOT THE KUNG-FU NUT!
4. That bitch is so fine, makes me wanna kung-fu nut all over that ass.
kung-fu nut by Hans Job December 29, 2007

riding the nut 

Driving your car around the city with your spare.
Megan's car caught a flat and now she is riding the nut.
riding the nut by Keesemack June 22, 2008

Late-Night-Nut 

The process in which, during a late hour of the night, one attempts to masturbate,
Traven: Yo, fam. Last night I was having major stress...
Zane: Oh yeah? So what did you do?
Traven: I busted a Late-Night-Nut... Instant stress-reliever
Zane: Sick, dude!
Late-Night-Nut by Zaiynne November 18, 2016

Cane and 1 Nut 

When all odds are stacked against you and you go into whatever situation or altercation you are facing and you KILL IT.
Man, I went into that interview with a cane and 1 nut and walked out with a sick job.
Cane and 1 Nut by 232 Almond Drive November 21, 2016

flex a nut 

To undertake extraordinary measures to accomplish a task
It's gonna be hard to get with her, because she's married. But she's so fine I'm going to flex a nut to make it happen
flex a nut by jbott3000 January 6, 2017