Cajun Fire

When you have to poop after eating Popeyes

She wanted a Cleveland steamer but I gave her a Cajun fire

by yellowoman November 10, 2019

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.

Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.

by ipat8 February 16, 2024

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

wood fire

When you get your dick to close to the bonfire and gets caught on fire

Jimmy had a wood fire last night. His dick was actually on fire.

by chinahassmoldic April 19, 2018

Wings of Fire logic

Character in Wings of Fire: *dies horribly or gets brutally mutilated*
Tui T. Sutherland: "Recommended ages 8-12!"

Wings of Fire logic is weird.

by Doors. October 26, 2022

Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face

Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.

by Friendly fire expert May 28, 2023

Ice and fire daughter for hire

When your boss pisses you off you fuck his daughter with icy hot on her assholeAnd hot sauce in her pussy and Cum on his toothbrush.

Dude my boss fired me.

Damn bro did you ice and fire Daughter for hire her?

Fuck yeah I did!

by Bddb June 20, 2020