cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

Boneless cookie

A cookie without a penis(bone) in it.

I sure am glad these you got boneless cookies

by Bigboiblueballs June 28, 2023

Beaver cookie

Thin slice of wood from a log, usually to 1 inches thick, and the entire diameter of any size log. Used within boy scouts and written on to present awards.

That beaver cookie makes a lovely award.

by Extraordn April 11, 2016

Sugar Cookie

Have your partner poop in the bed and roll around in it.

Last night my partner gave me a sugar cookie

by BigCookieGuy September 1, 2021

cooki

hottest male alive

wow hes so hot his name is probably cooki

by cooki`nt November 18, 2021