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dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.
"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
by Fizar June 12, 2020
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Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.
Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.
by -nuthin June 18, 2025
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Dead Trim

A very bad haircut;
Also used when referring to Callum Bennett’s hair.
by s4muels November 14, 2019
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Dead waffels

when some one feels so full off of sweets that they feel they are going to die..
damn gurl, im dead waffels after this sweet buffet...
by lilly locker December 15, 2010
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dead

kim jong-un is dead
by 8pgi December 12, 2020
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Brain dead

Jake Dufner: stop filming me when you come to my house to “apologize” and be a friend and do it man to man
Jeff Swift: does it anyway
Jake dufner: bro your brain dead
All jakes fans: fucking absolutely retarted fat mamas boy.

God damn 😂
by Jakes dad June 9, 2019
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