baby goat 

putting on a nice face in public. Being chill, easy, go with the flow for the sake of yourself and your relationships.

Dude, I want a girl like Megan. She’s such a baby goat.

baby goat by Todd33 May 19, 2024

Vacation Goat 

One who eats and drinks whatever remains at the conclusion of a girls’ trip, similarly to how a goat will eat anything available.

We still have an entire bottle of Bacardi left and half a key lime pie; someone’s going to need to vacation goat that shit tomorrow.

Vacation Goat by Vacation Goat June 6, 2024

The goat of X 

A user of the site X (formerly known as twitter) who could be named the greatest on the site.

"have you seen @deesucksass? they're the goat of X!"

The goat of X by traxe January 7, 2025

Honey goat 

The action of using a mixture of goat sperm and honey to oil someone up.

I honey goated that girl Jessica last night

Honey goat by Diggleton Faddlebuck January 7, 2025

LL goat 

It's observer5 he's the LL goat

Bro did you hear the LL goat (observer5) quit
wtf nigga noo why did he do that
A true LL player doesn't need loomians to be good at the game

LL goat by Official Llama Train Studio February 3, 2025

Guatemalan Goatee 

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.

"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."

Guatemalan Goatee by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

hose goat 

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

hose goat by d0gl0g February 20, 2025