Young Lad in his prime. Sometimes known as “The Cannon” or more recently “The Cannonball”. Famous for his many injuries and gourmet burgers, Chris spends his days playing sports and chewing gum.
by Redish Panda May 11, 2018
Get the chris mcculloughmug. The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame
by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018
Get the chris christie expressmug. Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.
Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris
by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023
Get the Chrismug. by Good Guy Chris June 20, 2022
Get the Chrismug. Verb
The action of re-sending the same memes to the group chat, forgetting that you had sent them just previously
The action of re-sending the same memes to the group chat, forgetting that you had sent them just previously
by CrabcakesCarcinogenicsGhost October 17, 2019
Get the Chrismug. by chrischrisdannybliss January 22, 2019
Get the chrismug. Chris is a nerd
by TypicalGuy994 October 1, 2016
Get the Chrismug.