Urban dictionary

Totally a real dictionary.

Nat: Duck urban dictionary!
Everyone: *cites it*

by LitAndLegit October 25, 2016

urban dictionary's mugs

when you make a random definition at the bottom of it it just says * Get the *definition* mug.

You: did you make a definition about the urban dictionary's mugs
Friend: yeah?
You: i just want you to know that it will say *Get the urban dictionary's mugs.* because for some reason it will just appear at the bottom
Friend: okay i am fine with that

by nicku1006 July 16, 2025

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a series of words and meanings (Real or Not) made by Fucktards for Fucktards.

Guy No.1: "Brah. I was just on Urban Dictionary. Its fucken sick aye."
Guy No.2: "You're a Fucktard"

by DurrieDstroya November 2, 2020

URBAN DICTIONARY

Urban dictionary was meant to be a user-input dictionary but instead has turned every definition into a stupid meme of some sorts.

"Yo why does it say that a shark is a type of sex position?" "You're using urban dictionary, aren't you?"

by The booty tickler November 5, 2023

urban dictionary

"Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information."
Urban Dictionary Users: are u sure abt that???

urban dictionary was a wonderful website... when did it go wrong???

by jimmybiscut74 April 7, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The best fucking dictionary there is. Filled with comedy and sarcasm and everything dictionary.

Why haven't I found the urban dictionary until now? Have I been living under a ROCK?

by 🅲🅰🅼🅰🆁🅸 May 11, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.

Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)

Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.

Someone: I give up.

by DrKoneko December 31, 2020