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Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
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Turner's Law

Every electronics lab task, no matter how small, will always eat up an entire day.
"It's 7:00 and we only just managed to solder the new diode on this device."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."
by nujuat February 12, 2021
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granduncle-in-law

1- Grandaunt's husband.
2- Spouse's granduncle.
My granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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Green Pepper Law

Any and all instance of the word "Subterfuge" can and will be pointed out by 2017x fans.
"Do you suspect some alien subterfuge behind this failure?" "The Green Pepper Law will go into affect..."
by Emdragon666 May 21, 2025
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Justin’s Law

A law which suggests that the accused is a noob and moustache lady. In certain contexts it also refers to being a olo licker.

Named after the biggest olo licker noob moustache lady Justin.
Person 1: hey lad, do you follow Justin’s Law?
by BR0TH3Rlikesshite September 11, 2021
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step-co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's stepnibling's spouse.
My step-co-nibling-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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great-grandniece-in-law

1- Great-grandnephew's wife.
2- Spouse's great-grandniece.
My great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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