Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.

"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."

by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019

Peanut Butter Special

A style of fellatio where the person performing wraps his/her lips around the base of the shaft, and begins to maneuver their tongue and throat in a clicking motion as if they have just eaten a PB and J sandwich and are trying to get the remains unstuck from the roof of their mouth.

“Dude I’ve never cum as hard as I did when she gave me that Peanut Butter Special!”

by Payday420 January 3, 2022

special goodnight

When you give your best friends Mum a goodnight blow-kiss from your bedroom and it travels at such an intensive speed that when it reaches her she is penetrated with such infuriosity it gives her an orgasm.

"Dude I heard some wierd groaning last night!" I think someone gave my mum a special goodnight!"

by Mikey Spikey October 19, 2017

HBO special

Phrase used when helping a brother and/or sister out.

The phrase can take on many meanings determined by the context in which it is used or suggested.

Commonly used in male-dominated environments between bro’s that are comfortable with their sexuality and the dudes they work with.

Ex 1- John: Hey bro, can you give me an HBO SPECIAL?

Joe: Yeah bro! What can I do for ya?

Ex 2- Jerry: Hey girl, you ready for the HBO SPECIAL tonight?

Jenny- You gunna help me get what I want?

by Chadley August 22, 2023

Canadian Special

The act of pouring maple syrup (room temp or warmed) onto a man’s nutsack and proceeding to do with which the user pleases

Friend 1: “Hey, I heard you guys used my maple syrup”
Friend 2: “yea, she totally gave me the Canadian Special”
Friend 1: “oh…”

by Nutblaster69069 February 2, 2025

special lesbian bB

a lesbian who is better, hotter, smarter, more beautiful, more fun, more bootylicious, than all your previous girls

I got myself a special lesbian bB

by Mimosica September 19, 2019

Chelsea special

A steaming pile induced by alcohol and thai food. The result is very messy and requires numerous sprays of air freshener to mask its odor. Basking in the aroma of ones own chelsea special for a prolonged period of time may be hazardous to your health. It is recomended never to combine a chelsea special with a hot shower. If this mistake is made, simply saturate with tomato paste. Early symptoms of chelsea special may include rank seepage and/or sprayage and stomach agony.

Dude, I feel a chelsea special approaching!
Chelsea is calling.
I have a feeling this chelsea special is going to be extra DIRT!

by E-Werb & Cdizzle December 14, 2008