Alex Ruben Sandwich

Liar. Hoe. Unauthentic. Selfish. Narcissist. A little boy (blt) in a mans body (sub). Easily manipulated by friends and family. Uses women for pleasure (sometimes men too). Cares too much about what others think and lives life based on other peoples opinions/judgments.

Ah! Run away! The Alex Ruben Sandwhich has arrived to the club!

I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.

by serentimmy85 November 24, 2021

Veggie Sandwich

Some one who looks good or something good that happens. If someone doesn’t look good or something bad happens it’s not a veggie sandwich.

“Oh em gee look at him he’s a veggie sandwich”

by ohyes4167 September 10, 2025

Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.

She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!

by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 5, 2017

Soup Sandwich

Soup Sandwich is a term used to define a retarded or mentally disabled person.

“Hey scott look! It’s a Soup Sandwich!”

“No. Thats a guy in a wheelchair barry.”

by Molly57779 July 16, 2021

Post sandwich reflection

When the sandwich was so good you take the time to stare into the wind of how good it was

You ever had a sandwich so good you just had to reflect on its greatness = post sandwich reflection

by Malko p May 31, 2024

Tiny Sandwich

A sandwich so small that it will never satisfy for eternal hunger for a decently size sandwich, but no you get a tiny sandwich because you decide to be a youtuber instead of working a 9 to 5 job like a normal human.

Dog: Spell Tiny Sandwich

by LargeHog November 30, 2020

Slap your sandwich

Code word used in front on children for intercourse with your wife or girlfriend

I can’t wait for the kids to go to bed so I can slap your sandwich baby girl

by Sex with girlfriend November 27, 2020