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red tongue

The act of going down on a woman on her period
I went down on Susie last night while she was ragging. I got a red tongue.
by red badge of courage April 14, 2012
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Willis-Red

A person who is not to be trifled with. Willis, spelled W-I-L-L-I-S, can be translated into the words Alice 2.2, reighncheph and mimsy, although none of these words effect or determine the existence of a Willis-Red. Willis-Red, hereby refereed to as Willis, is one who studies and worships the effects of bishism. He is extremely wise, and is always ready to give advice as long as questions have three q's in the first word and have seven commas in the overall question. His favorite animals are the seal and the polar bear, although he hates all arctic creatures. He once found the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. There is no man, woman, child or aardvark that is greater or more clever then Willis. Willis's name will appear everywhere, but if you look for him, he will not be found.
Wow. My friend just won a million dollars in a breathing contest, what a Willis-Red.
by Willis-Red March 7, 2012
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Cincinnati Reds

One of the worst team in Major League Baseball (MLB). Even if you like them, you still know they are garbage.
Did you see the Cincinnati Reds play last night? They lost 10-1 against the worst team in the division.
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Red Ball

A very bad platforming computer game, in html. It consists of a Red Ball, collecting stars.
Damn Jacob! Your graphics look like Red Ball...
by GB177 July 17, 2018
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Red Canoe

that time of the month when your woman decides to forget when she is menstruating. then things get hot and heavy... you are in the middle of sexual intercourse... look down and see your male member is covered in that red natural lube.
"Oh man Hannah you're so...wait. is that...aww babe why didn't you tell me!" To which Hannah replies, "I didn't know Derek! I swore I was going to start next week! Maybe YOU brought it on!" Derek jumps off the bed walking to the bathroom, and turns to Hannah and says, "You KNOW I hate getting the Red Canoe..."
by boot scootin' booties October 4, 2009
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Red Raven

Created in 1999 in Anderson, South Carolina by Native Floridian Lindsay K. Peterson. This mixed alcoholic drink was born from boredom of all the super-sweet or super-tangy liquor mixed drinks of the time. It consists of 2 parts BlackHaus liquor, 1 part Cranberry juice or cocktail with a splash of cherry juice. Suitable substitutions: blended flavor cranberry juice or cocktail, grenadine in place of cherry juice. NOT A SUITABLE SUBSTITUTION: any blackberry flavored liquor that is not BlackHaus!! This drink may be served on the rocks, as a two leveled shooter (cran and cherry mixed as 1 level), frozen, shaken or stirred. Garnish with maraschino cherries and/or a lime wedge.
OMG! I never thought this RED RAVEN would be this yummy. Finally, something that isn't so overpowering, I could drink Red Ravens all night long.
by Kaliann McKenzy February 23, 2010
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red life

A person who gives off so many red flags their entire life might as well be one. This is a person you would not want to be or associate with.
That guy she met on Tinder was basically a red life. In his first message he invited her to his apartment, and then he negged her! Instant unmatch.
by bunnypoops May 6, 2018
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