Potato

An adjective used to describe cute people!
Or an insult making fun of peoples weight.

Cute way

Mia: Oh my gosh, Eggo is such a kawaii potato

Rude way

Ashley: Eww what an ugly potato

by Izzat._.HoneyJals September 30, 2019

Potato

Life

We are all potatoes

by Potatooebehejss September 21, 2020

Potato

A potato

Person: potato

by Potatooebehejss September 21, 2020

Potato

An item better then anyone that has walked on this planet. Even devlin derby likes potatoes

I love potatoes

by DevlinDerbyIsBestName February 16, 2021

Potato

A carnivorous animal that secretly kills humans

Oh look a killer potato - A random person

by shadow2329382938 June 26, 2022

Potato

A person so dumb, they're a root vegetable, completely void of any sense.

"Holy shit, you just potato'ed all over this post."
"You got banned because you needed a potato time-out."
"Why did you DD, you potato?! "
"Share your recent awkward potato moments with me please"

by 1Potato2Potato3Potato4 January 13, 2017

potato

PROBABLY THE MOST BADASS VEGGIE ON THIS GOD DAMN PLanET. THIS BITCH CAN BE EATEN AS BREAKfAST LUNCH AND DINNER. DAMN. U NEED BREAKFAST? GET FUCKIN HASHBROWNS YOU RETARD. NEED FOOD FOR HOLIDAYS? EAT THESE FUCKERS MASHED OR BAKED. NOW YOU GON GET SOMBITCHES IF YOU SHOW THEM THE SIZE AND NUMBERS OF YOUR POTATOES. SHE'LL Be ON YOUR DICK IN A MINUTE

bill: you need food for thanksgiving?
tom: N O I FUCKING DONT I GOT POTATOES YOU SOYBOY

by SaltyMann May 07, 2018