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by dickdevourer69 May 11, 2020
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Fuck Short People

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021
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Nonono Vic. Don't exalt fucking these fucks.

Hym "A woman collapsed at the gas station a whole back and one of the customers runs to me and tells me what happened. I'm behind the counter. 3 other employees are in the aisle between me and the woman. I get on the mic and tell them what happened and this guy's response is 'ok... What do you want me to do about it.' And then he shrugs and resumes the task he was performing. So, I'm like 'Someone go check on her!' The 2 other guys go over there and tell me that she collapsed busted her face and is bleeding everywhere. So I ask if they need me to call and ambulance and the first guy, WITHOUT ASKING THE WOMAN, says 'No.' One of the other guys says he's got an ambulance on the way. The first guy proceeds to tell me (in reference to the woman who collapsed) how people are melodramatic. Which I rejected and said 'I doubt she was being melodramatic. She got aggressive with the EMTs. Which is a sign of concussion.' Which he was skeptical about.
THIS SAME GUY screamed at someone who had just been assaulted in the parking lot because 'he had been harassing the female cashiers' apparently. Where did all of his concern for women safety go? It didn't exist in the first place. Between the retard molester and the guy who thinks 'there are too many niggers in Souix City Iowa' and the people harassing me and these fucking pundit assholes, ✌️✊️✌️the people who hold society together✌️✊️✌️ are absolute fucking garbage. My co workers just tried to set me up to sell tobacco to someone underage. Don't fucking exalt these people. These people are shit. If you were homeless and freezing outside of the store in the middle of winter the most you would get from them is told to leave. So, take that into consideration before you start accusing me of being a bad person. And on that note, I'll leave you with a joke: What do you think is the difference between getting raped on a train full of people vs getting raped on a train full of mannequins? The mannequins don't record it."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2024
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old people homes

A death trap to everyone in it. they live there to die and there nothing to gain and everything to lose all they want is money. Also they use the dead old people in there food. So if you ever go into an old people home be carful and stay in the living room so you don't die
grandpa is gonna die in that old people homes
by innit bruv 69420 December 15, 2021
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White People

They dont exist
Lamar" hey have you seen that one white guy Andrew?"
Kyrie" No you dumbass nigga white people don't exist
by Imacracker2.0 April 3, 2022
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White people smile

A smile many white people do, especially in photos. Characterized by no emotion in the eyes, your eyebrows either slightly raised or furrowed, and heavily showing your upper teeth, with your mouth slightly open. A really awkward smile
"Dude your mom has such a white people smile in all the pictures of her!"
by S1mple-tech August 21, 2023
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People opener

A sharp implement used for surgery, hunting, cooking, etc.
Person 1: "That's a big collection of knives."

Person 2: "Ooh you mean my people openers."

Person 1: "Your what!?"
by Amma69 June 15, 2022
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