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Throw tall people month 

During the month of October, you may throw any tall person, 5'6 or above, as far as you want whenever you want. Have funnn
Hey! It's throw tall people month! Let's go throw some

Kick short people october 

October? No its kick short people october! Going from the start of october to the end.
Hey its kick short people october!

Punch Fat People Month 

During this month take your dominant fist and hurl it towards the fattest person in the room. Stand back and watch the ripples of fat jiggle.
Hey Judd! It’s Punch Fat People Month! *Bam*

kick short people month

the month of October is kicking short people month. Kick people shorter than 5 feet to the moon.
Friend 1: It's October you know what that means...
*Friend one kicks friend 2 into the air*
Friend 2: WAIT NO!
Friend 1: Thank you kick short people month.

National Slap Short People Month 

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.
Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!

National bite tall people's ankles day 

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!