Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.

Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!

by Henry Chang December 8, 2021

cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber

dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024

Cracked on high shit

when someone who is shit at english tries saying that someone is on crack and is high as shit at the same time

Yo bro you know David? Yea he's always cracked on high shit.

by kornerstore April 10, 2024

Ball crack

The crack in between your balls. It is general knowledge that the bigger the ball crack the less attractive the man.

Man: Did you see Ryan's ball crack
Woman: His ball crack isn't even as big as Kade's.

by Siejsnms August 23, 2019

Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.

I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me

by Everydayimcrackwanking-shuffle May 24, 2011

Crack head rob

That guy who walks around with a lawnmower, hes always mowing yards in the summer and your pretty sure he lives in the woods.

"There's crack head rob tell him I need him to do our grass next"

by moneytrees98 February 5, 2019

Crack

The act of fucking someone

Tori is so hot I wanna crack him.

by Erikk33 May 23, 2025