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New Year's Baby 

A New Year's Baby is born on January 1st, and will always die the same year on December 31st to make room for new New Year's Babies.
Pregnant Woman: OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO BAD
Doctor: You have to push.
Pregnant Woman: Are you crazy? It's New Year's day! It'll be a New Year's Baby!
New Year's Baby by Irockman1 December 30, 2008

New Money 

An individual who brings something different to the norm. Usually with regards to business. A revoulutionary business person. Ceases to stagnate.
"They call me new money, it don't get no fresher, I used to wear pradas and avirex leathers. Now its '06, i'm getting older now i'm finding it harder to blend in in crowds"
'Obi'
New Money by Obi Oburota December 31, 2006

New Hampshitter 

When driving in Massachusetts, the term a resident of Mass. would call a horrible driver from New Hampshire ; The opposite of Masshole.
That damn New Hampshitter cut me off!
New Hampshitter by Jessica Craig September 18, 2008

New Jersey 

America's armpit.

Due to the horrible smells everywhere throughout the state, especially near the highways, New Jersey named itself the Garden State to feel better about itself. Its the home of toxic waste, factories, overflowing sewage, swamp marshlands and anything mixed together to create a giant stink bomb.
This place smells like shit, Are we in New Jersey?
New Jersey by tatomuck1 October 31, 2009

new jersey 

the devil's home. bielzebub's front yard.
your mom.
And if you are of evil heart, when you die you will go to New Jersey.
new jersey by nicole May 13, 2005

New Waterford 

A small town on Nova Scotia's Cape Breton Island, located in Canada. The town has a population of about 1000 people, and is exclusively white. All the residents are of Irish-Scottish-British decent, and so lastnames are rarely varied (McLeod,MacKenzie,MacKinnon,MacDonald,etc.), and nearly all are strict Catholics. The town has an increasingly worse drug problem, centered mainly around the drug Oxycontin, though other pharmacuticals (opiates,and non-opiates alike) plauge the town's populace as well. Avoid this place at all costs.
Typical encounter on New Waterford's main street,Plummer Avenue.

'Hey der B'y,ya got any Oxys?'
'What? No, fuck off you hick junkie'
New Waterford by 420anonymous420 August 23, 2009