Mexican brain surgeon

noun

1) A sexual position wherein one partner lays on his/her back, with his/her head on the edge of a bed (or similar) and performs fellatio on a male partner that is standing in such a manner as to thrust his penis forcefully into his partner's open mouth.

2) An small alcoholic beverage meant to be consumed in one gulp or "shot," consisting of equal parts tequila and Goldshlagger.

1) "Tracy let me do a 'Mexican brain surgeon' last night!"

2) "Things went quickly downhill after that last round of 'Mexican brain surgeons.'"

Bonus combination example: "I met Jenna at the bar when we both ordered a 'Mexican brain surgeon." We toasted together and joked around a bit, then ordered another round. Fortunately, the liquid 'Mexican brain surgeon' did its job and I was able to do my own 'Mexican brain surgeon' on Jenna later that night. Giggitty.

by elpolakogrande September 14, 2009

mexican greasy spoon

A Mexican greasy spoon is when two fat Hispanic gay men spoon in in bed after an afternoon jog

Hey hombre! That was a nice Mexican greasy spoon last night...

by Big Daddy Coppertop September 1, 2017

New Mexican Nougat

The process of using mud as a lubricant during anal sex, and then once finished, using your Significant Other's hair as a wipe for it, then to finish it off, give them a rimjob.

Dude, last night was so wild, me and Laura got to try The New Mexican Nougat.

by JOHNNY JACKOOF January 25, 2018

mexican mud pie

when a person (or animal) is eating out your asshole and you excrete feces into their mouth.

Cam and his grandpa both gave cam's grandma a mexican mud pie

by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 5, 2006

Mexican One Bedroom

Any large gathering where people are packed in extremely tightly.

A location which has too many people for the available space.

"Hey Eric this subway car is insanly packed, I cant breathe in here"
"I know dude, this is place is a total Mexican one bedroom!"


"Jesus the DMV was so ful it was like a Mexican one bedroom."

by john the heeb April 30, 2009

Mexican street taco

Similar to a rusty trombone, but with diarrhea. In some locales, hot sauce is serves on the side. Pics costs extra

I wanted a rusty trombone but had chipotle that night, and had I settle for a Mexican street taco

by Herecomesboot August 5, 2017

mexican hockey team

n. body of persons clustering in small groups ranging from five to six individuals for the purpose of consumerism, esp. Walmart.

As I approached the store front I passed a mexican hockey team carrying bags of their recently purchased goods.

by scabbrain April 3, 2010