March 32nd

March 32nd is International-Kidnap-Your-Friends-and-Force-Them-to-Anything-You-Say-Day!

person1: buy the meta company

person2: no
person1: it's March 32nd
person2: oh sh!t

by Urban BOi123 February 23, 2026

March 17th

National ask someone to be your leprechaun day! (Extra points if they’re ginger and Irish or Scottish)

Me: Be my leprechaun!

Ginger: why?

Me: because it’s March 17th!

Ginger: *snatched up*

by I kidnap gingers March 2, 2026

March 10th

March 10th – A day dedicated to celebrating your HBs (homeboys / homies) and showing appreciation for your closest friends. On National HB Day you hang out, text your boys, and remind them they’re real ones.

Yo don’t forget march 10th is national hb day! Don’t forget to get ur hb something !

by The National TikTok Days March 7, 2026

March 23rd

National Fuck a Guy Named Alec Day

Girl 1: It’s March 23rd! you know what that means!
Girl 2: We have to fuck a guy named Alec!

by 666+999= 69420 February 23, 2025

March 28 2025

A day that is said to be the most boring day of 2025.

March 28 2025 is indeed a Friday!

by Communism Is Life February 24, 2025

March 3rd

CASTRATE YOUR HB DAY!!!!

Yo, tomorrow's March 3rd, did you buy the shears yet?

by Malcolm T. February 26, 2025

March 1

On March 1 it’s national send a cute pic day

You can send it to a friend who will appreciate it and they might send one back.

Oh March 1st! That’s national send a cute pic day! Only the best day of the year!

by Thebigdicc March 1, 2025