Big Law

Big Law is Tubbo in a lawyer persona, sometimes he goes into a different voice when in the Big Law persona.

Tommy: TUBBO! I NEED BIG LAW....
Tubbo: ok 1 second :)
Tubbo/Big Law: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE?!

by tubbomomentaandthebiglaw October 12, 2021

Murphyz Law

If the opps can slide they will slide

Cant walk outside unlucky like Murphyz Law

(A play on murphys law)

by jimmyslimdick May 22, 2022

Plumdog's Law

Any sufficiently tweet-worthy fuckup is impossible to differentiate from shitty viral marketing campaign

One assumes that they didn't lead with that story, but it's Plumdog's Law again

by Tegularius00 September 27, 2018

third-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Third-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's third-cousin-once-removed.

My third-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."

Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).

by QuacksO February 1, 2023

Moou's Law

Moou’s Law: As time continues in any given

discussion with Moou, the probability of

conversation steering towards Gondola approaches 1.

If you're talking to Moou, make sure to look out for any signs of Moou's law.

by Gumdola November 23, 2021

Crawford's Law

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.

When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.

by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023