A now infamous phrase that was featured in a video marketed by the World Economic Forum. It implies that by the year 2030, the vast majority of commodities will be service-based rather than be allowed full individual ownership.
The video and its preachy, informal tone are now seen as a euphemism of oppression, corporatocracy, and subservience.
The video and its preachy, informal tone are now seen as a euphemism of oppression, corporatocracy, and subservience.
"Everything from your clothes, food, and property are now given a subscription fee. If you are unable to pay your never-ending list of charges, please inform our supervisors, who will escort you to the nearest available minimum-wage job.
You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy!"
You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy!"
by You Rack Disciprine, Chird October 2, 2022

Sitting down receiving a blowjob from your wife or girlfriend while enjoying a Happy Meal and using her bent-over back as a table to put your Happy Meal on.
by Wigman87 February 12, 2025

by Ilovenudes April 19, 2020

I'm so happy Halloween is almost here!
by I'm definitely not a hacker December 3, 2018

To shit in a deceased person’s urn, blend the mixture, consume said blended mixture, excrete the mixture through the digestive tract, urinate on the result, then finally charlie brown dance beside the final result within a toilet. Once done dancing on that ho, flush the excrement.
by MuchoFeeto July 23, 2024

A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.
When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.
When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.
“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”
“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”
“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”
by Ghost Jones January 10, 2024
