Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017

There's more tacos to eat.

There are more important and pressing matters at hand.

I won't worry about the rain tomorrow, there's more tacos to eat.

by Qwepta March 29, 2022

Deceptive Eating

the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable

Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."

by Bonbonben May 28, 2017

Eat

To put food into the mouth and chew and swallow it.

Eat your food please.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Bottle Eating

When you get hungry so you decide to just go ahead and eat a bottle.

Dave: Holy Frick Balls I really wanna eat a bottle.
Tim: Do it Bitch
Dave: Try me
Dave: *Eats bottle*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by MAKER Mr June 17, 2021

MANDATORY V0MIT EATING

It is a fact the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is a SHITEATER as this enforces this for LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS AND BABIES.

A demonstration to all PEDOPHILES new laws are being past of "SEE HOW IT FEELS".

It is essential to indulge in MANDATORY V0MIT EATING as the VOMIT comes from the ASSH0LE and the EATING IS SHIT so ASSH0LE SHIT needs ANAL ALAN to complete the cycle of extreme legitimacy.

Letting you know how important that STARTING ASSH0LE is and advantageous PEDOPHILES as eventual MANDATORY V0MIT EATING from MANDATORY SHITEATING is absolutely essential and no longer optional.

Well FINGER ASSH0LE who was caught committing PEDOPHILIA and VOMIT EATING = ASSH0LE SHIT and ANAL ALAN has to show you on VIDEO how the MANDATORY V0MIT EATING is done.

EAT GAY ASSH0LE
EAT THE V0MIT
EATING THE ASSH0LE
EAT SHIT GAY V0MIT
MANDATORY SHITEATER
0H EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE

PEDOPHILE = 0H EAT SHIT
MAKE YOURSELF SHIT
EAT ALL THE SHIT
MANDATORY VOMIT C0MING
MANDATORY V0MIT EATING soon.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER June 6, 2022

Eat Pussy

(Verb) Felinivory - the act of eating cat meat

Chinese and Koreans love to eat pussy, as in eating cats. Like who in their right minds would eat cat meat.

by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025