bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.

Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."

by Lil241 June 11, 2018

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eating boxspring

To munch on ones penis

Dude, Jessica is the best at eating boxspring. She goes down on that shit like a munch.

by springeater September 11, 2025

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molecular meat eating marsupial

an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant

ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial

by ruhi yazid May 23, 2008

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Stop eating borsch

Romanian expression used when some start talking bullshits

Romanian boomer: the COVID was developed by Bill Gates
Me: stop eating borsch

by Altexboss August 7, 2020

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eating clouds

The act of inhaling a (singular) breath of marijuana smoke, vapor, or sublimated concentrate fumes. Comparative to the act of 'shooting' or 'slamming' 1.5fl oz's of ethanol of any alcohol content or subsequent proof.

Circa Boulder, CO, USA - April 12, 2014 - (roughly) 4:20pm

Nick: What're you up to? I'm on my way back from the library.

Swell: Probably eating clouds then heading out to the bars, wanna join?

Nick: Yeah I'm in, I'm not trying to get cross faded.

Swell: Dank, see you soon

by ckboarderofboulder April 13, 2014

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