David

A man who won’t call or show under any circumstance, regardless of pay. The teams most reliable man.

“Man, David didn’t show up again. Add a day!”

by El negro del whatsapp June 26, 2025

Do a David Cox

Shit myself whilst out running

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.

by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024

David-chan

The best waifu you can ever imagine

Oh david-chan is so kawaii

by Vemidse August 27, 2019

David

A nigga who likes dick up his ass. He may or may not have a sibling named junior who he practices his rituals with

Yooo you a david?

by ExoticBerd September 28, 2021

David

What’s a David? A David is the kind of guy who you’ll love and love with all your heart. David’s may seem like the weirdest choice love wise but when you get to know them you’ll fall in love quickly. David’s can make you laugh in your worst times, David’s can make you smile at a funeral. Just a David’s face will send waves of love and happiness through your body. David’s are the best person you’ll meet once you get to know them deep down. David’s are the kind of guy you’ll dream about every night and the kind of guy you’ll fantasize about. When a David loves you, you'll feel so important and so happy and loved. David’s are very funny too. I love my David with all my heart and I hope everyone gets to know a David and be loved by a David the same as I. David’s are truly someone special and once you have one you’ll have them for as long as you treat them right.

“Do you know David?”

“Have you seen that guy David?”

“I love David.”

by Addylines December 19, 2022

David

One of the main characters of the animated series titled “camp camp”. He is by far the hottest being alive, and will give you hugs whenever needed. He is very upbeat, and always tries his best to please others. He loves nature and the outdoors, and you can tell he genuinely cares for all of his campers. He is very attractive, and lowkey seems kinda fruity. He may seem innocent, but who knows what he does when there’s nobody else around😏🤷 ♀️🔥😩🥵

“Yo, whose your favorite camp camp character?🤷 ♀️”
“David, 100%. He’s the cutest person I’ve ever seen!😩”
“Wow. Agreed.👍😎”

by _candelabra🔥🐒 July 3, 2021

David

A David is a trickster. Dont believe anything he says. Probably rapes children.

This is about David Bazuki.

by FemboyFur777 August 29, 2025