As the Bird Flies

The Act of walking in the most direct route from Cronulla to Stanwell Park 28 kms........well according to Mark Starr. Please note that it is quicker to walk the 28 km than drive the 45km as the bird does not fly......

Mark: Have you guys ever done the walk from Cronulla to Stanwell Park? it's only 28 kms
Us: No, Why would you walk 28 kms?
Mark: It's a really nice walk
Us: 28 kms isn't that far, why is this drive taking so long??
Mark: The Walk is as the Bird FLIES!!!!
Us: haha

by Mags85 December 11, 2013

why do birds suddenly appear

just like me, they long to be, close to you

You: hey britney, why do birds suddenly appear?

Britney: i dunno y?

You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...

by Jabbert florvin July 17, 2021

Da Biggest Bird

Sumone who is better than everyone at everything; the person is very narcissistic

"Omg zamari is Da biggest bird"
"I wish I was Da biggest bird like zamari "

by Zamari's #1 fan March 23, 2023

bird

a male penis

damn sean, them girls are over your bird

by draksnis December 7, 2020

bird

A animal that will shit everywhere and will fly into death as well has leaving 50 feathers and you have to pick it all up

Bird owner: What should I do with my bird
Used to be bird owner: Kill that little shit has fast has you can before it fly's and shit's everywhere.

by JellyBeanisDefoMid May 17, 2022

Birds

A top tier beautiful girl.

Damn did you guys see Johnny with all his birds last night?

by JohnnyOnTheBeat April 17, 2022

bird

To be corny, lame, wack. A looser pretty much. One who can’t fend for themselves or just follows the crowd.

You let a female get between u and yah homie? Y’all some birds fr!

by JabbaThe October 28, 2020