by Magic mike number 9 June 11, 2018

by TeaBagginsMcGee March 29, 2024

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.
Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.
Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.
by Debyumyum February 1, 2023

Son: Mommy, can you cook sunny side up egg for me.
Mommy: Son, your egg is ready!!!🙃
Son: Wat da! Is this srambled or sunny side up? This look like SunnyScrambledUp egg.
Mommy: Sorry son, I did my best but I guess my best was not good enough. 😌
Mommy: Son, your egg is ready!!!🙃
Son: Wat da! Is this srambled or sunny side up? This look like SunnyScrambledUp egg.
Mommy: Sorry son, I did my best but I guess my best was not good enough. 😌
by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 30, 2020

When a man isn't simp enough to get a successful date, so he buys eggs instead.
Getting rejected, stood up
Getting rejected, stood up
Kevinn had a date with Jonathan, but he's getting eggs, instead
You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"
You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"
by KappaGee February 15, 2020

by Leonardosssss September 18, 2023
