1) A disgusting little nugget of marijuana that's hardly smoke-able.
2) Something that is really lame. Person, place, etc.
2) Something that is really lame. Person, place, etc.
by thug-muffin-2012 February 18, 2009
right-wing propaganda spam e-mail that is disparaging of anyone who isn't a heterosexual white American male.
Bob got another hate-o-gram from the Drudge Report today explaining how same sex marriage was going to destroy America's financial infrastructure.
by Trip Dallas March 09, 2010
a scale that measures how kickass someone or something is. Normally used when an already cool person does something awesome, normally followed by applause.
Our new "gym teacher in training" was previously a soldier in Iraq. He has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly badass. He is just concentrated awesomeness.
Our new "gym teacher in training" was previously a soldier in Iraq. He has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly badass. He is just concentrated awesomeness.
Me- dude look at the gym teacher.
Damian- which one?
Me- I don't know his name, the soldier guy.
Bryan- he's just standing there looking cool.
Me- I know right! He's fucking awesome!
James- he radiates awesomeness.
Me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
All- Yeah!
*whole room gets noisy*
Gym teachers- guys! Guys!
*REALLY loud whistle(the finger one)*
*everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud*
Me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kickass-o-meter.
Damian- which one?
Me- I don't know his name, the soldier guy.
Bryan- he's just standing there looking cool.
Me- I know right! He's fucking awesome!
James- he radiates awesomeness.
Me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
All- Yeah!
*whole room gets noisy*
Gym teachers- guys! Guys!
*REALLY loud whistle(the finger one)*
*everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud*
Me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kickass-o-meter.
by MaximumOverdrive November 10, 2008
1. Adj. - When the "LOL" effect is/will be/was automatic, or immediate.
2. Adj. - Very Lolz
3. Adverb - Lolz-o-matically - with humor
2. Adj. - Very Lolz
3. Adverb - Lolz-o-matically - with humor
1. "Check this shit out on youtube! It's lolz-o-matic!
2. "Dude you hear the one about the Jew?" ...
- "LOLZ-O-MATIC"
3. He will pwn him lolz-o-matically.
2. "Dude you hear the one about the Jew?" ...
- "LOLZ-O-MATIC"
3. He will pwn him lolz-o-matically.
by Cads February 21, 2008
when two bros and a chick engage in a devils three way and one bro bangs the girl from behind while the other recieves oral sex from her thus resulting in a tug-o-war style pulling of the chicks body back and forth
bro: jimmy and johnny got sarah in bed last night the played tug-o-whore most of the night till she couldnt take it anymore
by Seprico November 06, 2011
Person A: So, I heard that Alfredo and Chris did a Jack-o-lantern last night.
Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?
Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera
Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?
Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera
by Esteban Estevez October 31, 2011
A chunk of miscellaneous food product that is expelled when uncontrollably laughing. Most noticable when shot upon a car window or a friend's glasses. Most Disturbing...
by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay April 29, 2005