1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.
2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..
The very best feeling in the world, only given by the most hydrated of thots. The first of mankind to receive such an honor would be the big man himself Joe Urban. space top is not within description the closest you can get it 2 words. Joseph Urban.
"Man i wish i could get me some space top."
*gets slapped*
Person that actually has a brain: " Are you fucking stupid? Only one man ever can achieve that, Joe."