A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.
“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.
by Rustbelt_Noir May 7, 2019
Get the Vanity Postmug. by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Even Numbers Has Ante, Post, &Middle Meridian<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Did you hear they canceled prom this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.
Hey Jimmy, are you free for prom pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, I'm always free for jimmy posting!
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.
Hey Jimmy, are you free for prom pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, I'm always free for jimmy posting!
by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021
Get the jimmy postingmug. Licking is Similar to "liking" an online post or message but 4.5 times more powerful.
Licks, not likes!
Licks, not likes!
"Licked" an online post or message
"Licked"
I would like 3 cases of lone star light please.
Once this message has been licked it recieves 4.5x the power of some lameass who simply "likes" a message.
"Licked"
I would like 3 cases of lone star light please.
Once this message has been licked it recieves 4.5x the power of some lameass who simply "likes" a message.
by Big E Licks not likes December 29, 2021
Get the "Licked" an online post or messagemug. by iamthatguy767 June 30, 2020
Get the No Posting Daymug. Person 1: "Why does Jessica only post pictures of capybaras?"
Person 2: "Leave her alone, she just likes Bara Posting."
Person 2: "Leave her alone, she just likes Bara Posting."
by patriosaurus July 24, 2022
Get the Bara Postingmug. Same as hindsight. Someone says they knew something all along after receiving information but they actually know nothing.
Woman: What's your sign?
Man: I'm a Leo.
Woman: I knew it!
Man: I'm actually a Capricorn.
Woman: That make sense because that is exactly what a Capricorn would do.
Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.
Man: I'm a Leo.
Woman: I knew it!
Man: I'm actually a Capricorn.
Woman: That make sense because that is exactly what a Capricorn would do.
Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.
by PapasFritas March 22, 2023
Get the post nutmug.